Animals.
One sheep. A surprising amount of paperwork.
ANIMAL STATUS Operational
PRIVATE — PLEASE STOP LOOKING
Battery: 83%. Authenticity: not your concern.
Next service: when I can afford it.
It has a name.
I’m not putting it on the internet.
It eats, it stands around, and it notices when I’m late. That’s more than I can say for most of the people I’ve worked with.
There’s a service panel under the wool. We don’t discuss it in front of company.
I know what it is.
I still don’t like leaving it out in the cold.
Care & maintenance
A record, in case someone asks where the money went.
- Roof door repaired
- Latch replaced. Door checked twice.
- Charging lead moved
- Connected beside the roof heater. Enough slack to choose where it stands.
- Firmware update
- Grazing restored. Dignity pending.
- Charging lead replaced
- It had been chewing it. The irony was noted.
- Roof heater repaired
- It gets cold up there. That’s reason enough.
- Annual service
- The technician called it “the unit.” I asked him to stop.