Résumé.

Professional experience

Blade runner / Los Angeles Police Department

Identification, pursuit, and retirement of unauthorized personnel. Assignments completed under poor visibility and worse supervision.

• Interviewed reluctant subjects.
• Worked independently with incomplete information.
• Produced documentation that was occasionally read.
• Maintained composure. On paper.

Additional responsibilities

Animal husbandry, basic electrical troubleshooting, and negotiating with customer support.

The animal is doing better than the negotiations.

Skills

• Observation
• Interviewing
• Working in poor weather
• Knowing when to leave
• Keeping receipts

Agency draft

Comfortable in fast-paced environments.

Deckard’s correction

I would like the environment to slow down.

References unavailable

Please don’t. Some of them have enough to deal with.